HIMYM’s Lily’s 50 Reason to Have Sex

I am still on my How I Met Your Mother kick.  Admittedly, I paused watching it to watch Psych, because one, there was supposed to be a new Psych movie released in December (it got pushed back) and two, my Hulu kept fucking up and the sound and video would be off. It was like watching a poorly dubbed Japanese anime.  Anyhoo, I just watched the episode where Lily challenges herself to make a list of 50 Reasons to Have Sex.  She writes it on a MacLarent’s Irish Pub napkin, which was featured on the CBS website while the show was still airing.  You can find the image of the napkin (below) still floating around the internet, but for shits and giggles, here’s the entire list of Reasons to Have Sex by Lily Aldrin.

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  1. Because you can’t get to sleep
  2. Make-up sex
  3. Break-up sex
  4. Your friend told you about a new position
  5. Revenge
  6. Rebound
  7. Para trooping/bangin’ for roof
  8. Nothing good on TV
  9. Because you’re in a hotel
  10. Curiosity
  11. It’s raining
  12. It’s halftime
  13. Diet / exercise
  14. Celebrate recent weight loss
  15. You finally get the chance to show your childhood bed some action
  16. Prom night
  17. You’re already at their place and don’t want to have to move your car
  18. Show off new lingerie
  19. Celebrate major victory by favorite team and/or political candidate
  20. Your chance to do it in a specific location (ex. airplane, Burger King bathroom)
  21. To prove we’re not in a rut
  22. Stress relief
  23. Just shaved legs
  24. Forgot to buy a birthday present
  25. “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye is playing on the radio
  26. Celebrating the joy of life after a near-death experience
  27. Your one chance with a celebrity
  28. Time an egg
  29. To avoid cleaning, studying or doing work of any kind
  30. She wants to
  31. It’s cold outside
  32. Cheer someone up (pity)
  33. Keeping up with the neighbors
  34. Your roommate is out of town and you can do it on the couch
  35. Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that I’m not / we’re not / you’re not pregnant
  36. Practice
  37. They have air conditioning and you don’t
  38. Because he/she is from one of the countries you haven’t had sex with a person from yet
  39. “Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts” sex
  40. Called/texted the wrong person but she was into it anyway
  41. Because she looks like your superhot cousin and this is the closest it will ever get to it being okay
  42. Breaking in a new apartment
  43. Because he says he loves you and you’re not ready to say it back yet
  44. Wingman diving on the friend grenade
  45. Your condoms are about to expire
  46. It’s getting a little hard
  47. Miscommunication (Cheetos sex)
  48. To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving and dental hygiene)
  49. To change the subject
  50. Love ♥

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